Lisbon Sunset Boat Party

Because your group can’t be trusted to organise anything more complicated than opening a beer…

If you’re determined to make this stag or hen weekend legendary — or you simply want to stop your mates from wandering cluelessly through Lisbon like lost toddlers — get them on this outrageous Sunset Boat Party. It’s the only place where your entire dysfunctional crew can drink, dance, and collectively embarrass themselves while drifting past Lisbon’s most jaw-dropping views.

You’ll board a massive 200-person vintage sailboat, which is basically a floating party arena packed with sun-drenched chaos, a live DJ spinning bangers, and enough drinks to encourage spectacularly poor decisions. You get a welcome drink just for showing up on time (already a miracle for most groups), plus a long drink to keep your courage levels high. There’s a fully stocked bar and food on board too, because some of you absolutely need carbs to survive your own behaviour.

Oh — and because you’ll definitely want to keep the carnage going — flash your ticket afterwards for free entry to one of Lisbon’s nightclubs until 1AM. Yes, we basically planned your entire night for you. You're welcome.